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Joke Script By: Gavy Randhawa
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Week's Picture Joke
Please locate the elephant in this picture. If you are able to locate it, then you are probably not blonde or you are an intelligent blonde!!!

Week's Text Joke
Plane Crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Week's Uncategorized Selected Joke
No Uncategorized Joke Found

Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. (Pablo Picasso)

Today's Random Joke

12 March, 2010

Random Joke of the Day
Women to Doctor

Under Text Jokes, Adult Jokes


This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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