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Joke Script By: Gavy Randhawa
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Week's Picture Joke
Please locate the elephant in this picture. If you are able to locate it, then you are probably not blonde or you are an intelligent blonde!!!

Week's Text Joke
Plane Crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Week's Uncategorized Selected Joke
No Uncategorized Joke Found

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. (Edsger Dijkstra)

Today's Random Joke

11 March, 2010

Random Joke of the Day
Just Married

Under Text Jokes, Adult Jokes


A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

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