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Joke Script By: Gavy Randhawa
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Week's Picture Joke
Please locate the elephant in this picture. If you are able to locate it, then you are probably not blonde or you are an intelligent blonde!!!

Week's Text Joke
Plane Crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Week's Uncategorized Selected Joke
No Uncategorized Joke Found

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. (Albert Einstein)

Today's Random Joke

29 July, 2010

Random Joke of the Day
Drinking Sperm

Under Text Jokes, Adult Jokes

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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